Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Chapter 3: The one with the night medicine admitter

                The alarm goes off at four but all it does is remind me that I have to get out of bed; sleep has eluded me today. That glorious sunlight is the reason for this, it has been taunting me from the moment my head hit the pillow. “Come out and play Zeeshan, the weather is great and everybody is enjoying it!” Yeah yeah, I know.
                The shower is scalding hot  – nothing else will do for these weary bones. I stand there surrounded by steam and pray for a quiet night. A chance to nap for an hour or so…yeah that would be amazing.
                I catch the subway right before the doors close and tuck into a corner with my coffee and burrito. A man gets on at the next stop and implores everybody on the train to help him out with a dollar; times have been hard for him. I’ve heard his pitch countless times over the past three years while watching the track marks grow up and down his arms. Today is the first time I have seen him in three months and my sigh of relief is surprisingly loud. A few stops later I give him the burrito and step off the train.
                Lisa hands over the Schnook [1] pager as if it is demonic hot potato. “There’s four pending from Episcopal [2] and the ED has 30 in the waiting room, I’m sorry!” I know she feels  bad for me but it still can’t stop her from having a slight hop in her step on the way out.
                The night unfolds as promised: all four of those patients arrive at the same time. Things get frantic but after a little while it settles into an organized chaos. The emergency room hates that I try to fight every admission coming in and my night admitters hate me for caving in all the time. I never even have a chance to miss that burrito.
                In between this madness I get a call from a surgery intern on the other side of the hospital about a patient with chest pain. He is alone and wonders if I have the time to help him out.  I grab my papers and start walking, it feels good to stretch my legs. The patient still has chest pain when I get there and the nurse has just printed the EKG. Not too bad I think before realizing that tucked in the corner are some ST elevations. The patient sees how wide my eyes have become and starts to worry. I tell him everything will be fine and call Cardiology; a short while later, we wheel him to the Cath lab.
                Ten minutes pass and I am back in my fortress of solitude; the episode is all but forgotten. These admissions aren’t going to do themselves now are they? The night goes on and moments later I am staring at the sunrise over Philadelphia; beautiful.
                I hand over the Schnook pager and say hi to the heart patient on my way out to the subway. He is doing fine but a little annoyed that breakfast isn’t here yet. So am I.



[1] Schnook is a german word meaning "a person easily duped; a fool." Its the title we give to the person accepting medicine admissions at my hospital...because we are easily duped into accepting admissions.

[2] One of our smaller community hospitals; a lot of our admissions come from the Emergency Department (ED) here.